Best quotes by  whitney browen

Our bombs are   smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

A group of white   South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was   wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

Harry S. Truman had   his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you   don't see Japanese with cameras.

The past actually   happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

I'm not an atheist.   How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too   convoluted for me.

I am as frustrated   with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

That is the saving   grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

I am not a   vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.